tastefullyoffensive:

Best man on the job.

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stream:

“I went to college, I was 18 years old, I looked like I was 11. I lived like a goddamn Ninja Turtle. I didn’t drink water the entire time. I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and Adderall.” 

John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018)

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the-asexual-reaper:

humorstaff:

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She made that look effortless

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stream:

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

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tessathompsson:

A Professional Team™

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fluffy-elephants:

partlysmith:

sugarkillsall:

superhell:

i fukcing hate this show

This is the best scene in the entirety of IZ imo it’s literally perfect

according to the staff commentary for this episode, the script actually called for heavy traffic to be rushing past Dib and Zim in this scene, which is why they’re shouting at each other, and you can even still sort of hear the sound effects

but then, for whatever reason, in the finished episode they just

forgot the cars

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yellowbloods:

gamecubist:

a masterpost

as someone who experiences the passage of time i really relate to this

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yellowbloods:

gamecubist:

a masterpost

as someone who experiences the passage of time i really relate to this

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